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Shipping Llamas Update

It's time for a slightly late llama update! We apologize for the delay, but can assure you it was a llama's fault. Yes, it's true. It turns out that llamas do not think it is funny when you tell them you'll get them pizza and then don't actually get them any pizza. They have a way of getting… revenge. Anyway! As always here's the deal: Fez-O-Rama employs shipping llamas. They're a rare breed of animal that is both truly dedicated to their job and also llamas. Every month we will be bringing you some of the true tales of the...

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The Continuing Adventures of the Fez-o-rama Shipping Llamas!

Welcome gentle reader, to your monthly llama update. If that sentence makes no sense to you let me explain: Fez-O-Rama employs shipping llamas. They're a rare breed of animal that is both truly dedicated to their job and also llamas. Every month we will be bringing you some of the true tales of the Fez-O-Rama fez delivering llamas that deliver fezzes! But, you may ask, how can we do that? Llamas are secretive and keep their diaries close to the vest. That's true. But we have thumbs. Huzzah! Our first report comes from Ernest Fezingway: Dear Diary, Ever been to...

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The Adventures of Fezzy!

While waiting for the delivery of his first Fez-o-rama fez, Adam P Knave decided take it upon himself to document the travels of one of our notorious Shipping Llamas. So here is your chance to meet Fezzy the fez delivering llama that will deliver fezzes. Monday, Day 1 – I got new fezzes to deliver! That’s awesome! I like delivering fezzes! Oh, wait… I’m in California and this guy is in NY? Fucker didn’t even spring for good shipping so I have to… wait, “ground”? Seriously? I have to walk to NY? Oh, man, this guy is uncool. Still, I...

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