Thar be a sale!
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Fer the next twenty four turns of the hour glass we be having a sale on the most appropriate toppers for this day. For only three o' four shares you can get the feared Jolly Roger and fly the colors on yer pate! Just point yer compass hand o'er the image and pull the trigger ... and take no prisoners! (but do feel free to take you choice of Skull & Bones fez for 25% off today only!)