Robot Overlords have returned!

The heartless ( but surprisingly efficient) Robots have returned to oppress us with their superior sense of order! Our only recourse: Silly hats!

See, their logic circuits will be overwhelmed as they try to make sense of our jaunty chapeaus celebrating their arrival whilst we undermine their objectives by looking swanky! ...OK, so I haven't worked out all of the fine details on this but trust me, based on the reactions we get from the traitorous human automatons walking the street, these fezzes have some serious stupefying powers that will be necessary if we have any hope to overthrow the inevitable robot uprising! Until then, we have that jaunty side effect I mentioned.

Get your Robot Overlord Fez now! ...before it is too late.
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