On the 13th day of Fezmas
The Fezmonger gave to me
Thirteen Fez Fezzes
Twelve Zombie Monkeys | Eleven Baboon Butts | |
Ten Jumping Jackalopes | Nine Burning Hearts | Eight Tiki Sun Gods |
Seven Swank Afriti | Six Monkey Skulls |
Five Soviet Deluxe! |
Four Blue Atomics |
Three Voodoo Zombies | Two Grouchy Gorillas |
and A fez with a Lono Tiki
It’s a 20% off Fezmas Miracle sale! |