Zeppelin Fez

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  • Regular price $60.00
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Retired Style
Limited sizes remain. All sales are final.




Low Profile Fez - 8 colors on Black Velvet

The Nineteenth Century's tribute to Icarus is memorialized in thread on this daring tarboosh.

Lord Sterling stood resolutely at the wheel as his airship began its sudden descent. His mustachioed face belied his mental state even as the hull exploded in a pyrotechnic display more befitting his actual thoughts. The captain knew this had been a devastating folly from the start, but he was honor-bound and would not shirk the burden of leadership when faced with such an affront to his status. It was far better to die facing the risk of failure than to pass away avoiding it.

~The Last Flight of the Zenith Erroneous

The Zeppelin Fez features the final moments of the famed airship Zenith Erroneous before it plummets to its demise. Rendered in 8 colors on our low-profile Mark VI fez. A stoic reminder that great achievements are earned through great risk and the embodiment of the Zenith Erroneous' motto "If that had worked, it would have been brilliant!"

It is a great reminder that success is achieved by experiencing the risk of failure and the perfect thing to wear when you are charting your course through the unknown or ruminating on a recent debacle with the assistance your preferred beverage.

For tassel colors we recommend Russet, Copper or Pewter.

This fez features an Antique Copper tassel-grommet and is pictured with a Russet tassel.

Size Chart

Head Measurement
(less than or equal to)

Then you are most likely a

Inches

Fez size:

Chapeau size:

22″

Small

Small
22.5″ Medium
23″ Large Medium
23.5″ XL
24″ 2X Large
24.5″ 3X
25″ 4X XL
25.5″ 5X
26″ 6X
26.5″ 7X

 

We can also go ‘outside’ the norm when it comes to making either extreme size fez – from XXXS to 7XL.  However, these can be done only for current production designs, and we do need a tad bit of lead time.  Send us an email and we’ll see what we can do.

Each fez or chapeau comes with one 6 inch tassel included, the option to purchase a second tassel if desired, and extra tassels can be purchased separately on their own. Tassels are easily removed and replaced. We recommend removing tassels before cleaning your fez. Tassels are susceptible to high humidity and have very poor defenses when attacked by cats.

Tassel Colors
BlackGoldRedWhitePurpleGreenCopperRussetPewterTealGrey

Optional Fez Vents

Need to let off a little steam? Optional mesh vents can be added to the top of your fez at the time of purchase. Vents are sold in pairs, so buying 2 sets will get you 4 vents on the fez (chapeaus can only fit one pair of vents). Vents come in 3 finishes and we will install the one that matches the tassel grommet already installed on the fez. Vents cannot be removed and any hat customized with vents will not be eligible for a full refund if returned.


Optional Fez Vents

Good News Everyone…

Now then – you may be asking yourself, “Self – I wonder what happens if I measured, ordered, my fez arrives via the shipping llama… and it doesn’t fit!”  Well – look in the mirror…  and blame them. Yep – your evil other-dimensional twin did it!

If after all the careful re-measurements, the thoughtful contemplation, and the dog stops laughing…  feel free to contact us and let us know.  Our exchange policy is pretty liberal as long as the design is ‘current’ we should be able to exchange for your proper size within 90 days of purchase. This is all based on the fact that you tried on the fez and didn’t wear it out on the town or to a bachelor party.(read as: not worn)

Exchanging the fez then continues by shipping it back to us at our Fez-o-rama address – the same that’s on the shipping box, which you could use as well. (just fold the flaps the other way to hide our label and *poof* instant box!)  Once we receive the fez, we’ll send it through to Inspector 23, (Inspector 12 retired in 2015) and they will give it the once over.  We will then ship the replacement as soon as humanly possible. 

For fez accessories, the same applies - if an 'oops' occurs, we will work with you to remedy the situation.

If the mistake is ours we will gladly pay the shipping costs, as we only like insanely happy customers, however; if we crossed our ‘t’s and dotted our lower case ‘j’s – the exchange shipping cost will be your (the customer’s) responsibility.  Sound fair?