Loyal Lords of the Lagoon

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  • Regular price $65.00

Retired Style
A limited number of this style were made.
Get'em while you can.

Edition closed - If there are any extra left over they will get listed here after the Pre-orders have shipped.
High Profile Fez - 6 colors on Navy Blue

Show your dedication to the shallow coastal body of water by joining the Loyal Lords of the Lagoon! 

I created this nod to the amphibious humanoids of classic horror movies at the beginning of August and 50 were produced, along with numbered edition badges, to be a special limited edition con-exclusive. Then hurricane Harvey struck the Gulf Coast while we were on the road between cons and after contemplating the awkward coincidence of an aquatic themed design so close to a series of hurricanes, and thinking about what we could do to help, we've decided to extend this edition and try to raise some money.

For the rest of September, we are offering the Loyal Lords of the Lagoon fez as a Made to Order design and for each fez ordered we will be donating $10 to Habitat for Humanity's Hurricane Response fund. 

Increase your donation by adding the special Lagoon Badge to your fez.

The Lagoon BadgeAdd this special option to your fez and we will add another $10 to our donation. The Lagoon Badge Add-on (+$15) is a small 1.9" velvet badge that will be embroidered to the back of your fez to indicate your special rank among the Loyal Lords of the Lagoon.
These can also be ordered separately as a sew-on badge for a limited time.


For tassel colors we recommend Green, or Purple.

This fez features an Antique Brass tassel-grommet and is pictured with a Green tassel.

Size Chart

Head Measurement
(less than or equal to)

Then you are most likely a


Fez size:

Chapeau size:



22.5″ Medium
23″ Large Medium
23.5″ XL
24″ 2X Large
24.5″ 3X
25″ 4X XL
25.5″ 5X
26″ 6X
26.5″ 7X


We can also go ‘outside’ the norm when it comes to making either extreme size fez – from XXXS to 7XL.  However, these can be done only for current production designs, and we do need a tad bit of lead time.  Send us an email and we’ll see what we can do.

Each fez or chapeau comes with one 6 inch tassel included, the option to purchase a second tassel if desired, and extra tassels can be purchased separately on their own. Tassels are easily removed and replaced. We recommend removing tassels before cleaning your fez. Tassels are susceptible to high humidity and have very poor defenses when attacked by cats.

Tassel Colors

Optional Fez Vents

Need to let off a little steam? Optional mesh vents can be added to the top of your fez at the time of purchase. Vents are sold in pairs, so buying 2 sets will get you 4 vents on the fez (chapeaus can only fit one pair of vents). Vents come in 3 finishes and we will install the one that matches the tassel grommet already installed on the fez. Vents cannot be removed and any hat customized with vents will not be eligible for a full refund if returned.

Optional Fez Vents

Good News Everyone…

Now then – you may be asking yourself, “Self – I wonder what happens if I measured, ordered, my fez arrives via the shipping llama… and it doesn’t fit!”  Well – look in the mirror…  and blame them. Yep – your evil other-dimensional twin did it!

If after all the careful re-measurements, the thoughtful contemplation, and the dog stops laughing…  feel free to contact us and let us know.  Our exchange policy is pretty liberal as long as the design is ‘current’ we should be able to exchange for your proper size within 90 days of purchase. This is all based on the fact that you tried on the fez and didn’t wear it out on the town or to a bachelor party.(read as: not worn)

Exchanging the fez then continues by shipping it back to us at our Fez-o-rama address – the same that’s on the shipping box, which you could use as well. (just fold the flaps the other way to hide our label and *poof* instant box!)  Once we receive the fez, we’ll send it through to Inspector 23, (Inspector 12 retired in 2015) and they will give it the once over.  We will then ship the replacement as soon as humanly possible. 

For fez accessories, the same applies - if an 'oops' occurs, we will work with you to remedy the situation.

If the mistake is ours we will gladly pay the shipping costs, as we only like insanely happy customers, however; if we crossed our ‘t’s and dotted our lower case ‘j’s – the exchange shipping cost will be your (the customer’s) responsibility.  Sound fair?