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Low Profile Fez - 5 colors on Orange

Our popular holiday design from last year gets an update and returns as a 2018 edition.

Where did it come from? What is the deal with those eyes? Why does it have human teeth?!? ...are all good questions you might be asking. Unfortunately we don't have the answers and we're really not sure we want to know.

We've made a few subtle tweaks to the overall design and plan to keep these guys in production through October or at least as long as our orange velvet supply holds out.

 For those of you not following the Fezmonger on social media, these guys made their first appearances in October 2016 as he was taking part in the daily sketch challenge known as Inktober. As the month went on the Jack-o-bastards began do develop into a bit of an obsession and that culminated in a limited edition mini fez which immediately led to requests for a full-size fez design.

In 2017 they returned with a newly designed holiday fez and the Fezmonger was back to sketching these creepy little guys on a daily basis for Inktober 2017. Check them out on his Instagram and Twitter feed or on the Fez-o-rama Facebook page.

For tassel colors we recommend Green, or Black.

This fez features an Antique Copper tassel-grommet and is pictured with a Green tassel.

Size Chart

Head Measurement
(less than or equal to)

Then you are most likely a


Fez size:

Chapeau size:



22.5″ Medium
23″ Large Medium
23.5″ XL
24″ 2X Large
24.5″ 3X
25″ 4X XL
25.5″ 5X
26″ 6X
26.5″ 7X


We can also go ‘outside’ the norm when it comes to making either extreme size fez – from XXXS to 7XL.  However, these can be done only for current production designs, and we do need a tad bit of lead time.  Send us an email and we’ll see what we can do.

For more info on how to properly measure your head [click here]

Each fez or chapeau comes with one 6 inch tassel included, the option to purchase a second tassel if desired, and extra tassels can be purchased separately on their own. Tassels are easily removed and replaced. We recommend removing tassels before cleaning your fez. Tassels are susceptible to high humidity and have very poor defenses when attacked by cats.

Tassel Colors

Optional Fez Vents

Need to let off a little steam? Optional mesh vents can be added to the top of your fez at the time of purchase. Vents are sold in pairs, so buying 2 sets will get you 4 vents on the fez (chapeaus can only fit one pair of vents). Vents come in 3 finishes and we will install the one that matches the tassel grommet already installed on the fez. Vents cannot be removed and any hat customized with vents will not be eligible for a full refund if returned.

Optional Fez Vents

Good News Everyone…

Now then – you may be asking yourself, “Self – I wonder what happens if I measured, ordered, my fez arrives via the shipping llama… and it doesn’t fit!”  Well – look in the mirror…  and blame them. Yep – your evil other-dimensional twin did it!

If after all the careful re-measurements, the thoughtful contemplation, and the dog stops laughing…  feel free to contact us and let us know.  Our exchange policy is pretty liberal as long as the design is ‘current’ we should be able to exchange for your proper size within 90 days of purchase. This is all based on the fact that you tried on the fez and didn’t wear it out on the town or to a bachelor party.(read as: not worn)

Exchanging the fez then continues by shipping it back to us at our Fez-o-rama address – the same that’s on the shipping box, which you could use as well. (just fold the flaps the other way to hide our label and *poof* instant box!)  Once we receive the fez, we’ll send it through to Inspector 23, (Inspector 12 retired in 2015) and they will give it the once over.  We will then ship the replacement as soon as humanly possible. 

For fez accessories, the same applies - if an 'oops' occurs, we will work with you to remedy the situation.

If the mistake is ours we will gladly pay the shipping costs, as we only like insanely happy customers, however; if we crossed our ‘t’s and dotted our lower case ‘j’s – the exchange shipping cost will be your (the customer’s) responsibility.  Sound fair?


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