Fez of the Week no.161 ~ Pre-order thru December 10th 2018
Low Profile Fez - 5 colors on Black
Our latest Fez of the Week features a suspiciously festive holiday wreath on a low profile black velvet fez.
Summon the Christmas Spirits with this dour yet dashing head cozy. Just don't break the circle of tinsel and blinking lights, else these spirits might escape and then it becomes a whole thing. Makes a great gift for the cynical Scrooge or disaffected teen in your Holidays. HAIL SANTA!
It's the perfect fez to wear as you go wassailing, or fronting your death metal band at the company holiday party. Just don't pair it with one of those awful sweaters... not sure reality will be able to handle the strain.
This special Holiday fez will be available for pre-order through December 10th. The first batch will begin production on December 3rd.
Please allow extra time to receive your fez as the shipping estimates won't take production into consideration.
For tassel colors we recommend Red, Pewter, or Copper.
This fez features an Antique Copper tassel-grommet and is pictured with a Red tassel.
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We can also go ‘outside’ the norm when it comes to making either extreme size fez – from XXXS to 7XL. However, these can be done only for current production designs, and we do need a tad bit of lead time. Send us an email and we’ll see what we can do.
For more info on how to properly measure your head [click here]
Each fez or chapeau comes with one 6 inch tassel included, the option to purchase a second tassel if desired, and extra tassels can be purchased separately on their own. Tassels are easily removed and replaced. We recommend removing tassels before cleaning your fez. Tassels are susceptible to high humidity and have very poor defenses when attacked by cats.
Optional Fez Vents
Need to let off a little steam? Optional mesh vents can be added to the top of your fez at the time of purchase. Vents are sold in pairs, so buying 2 sets will get you 4 vents on the fez (chapeaus can only fit one pair of vents). Vents come in 3 finishes and we will install the one that matches the tassel grommet already installed on the fez. Vents cannot be removed and any hat customized with vents will not be eligible for a full refund if returned.
Optional Fez Vents
Good News Everyone…
Now then – you may be asking yourself, “Self – I wonder what happens if I measured, ordered, my fez arrives via the shipping llama… and it doesn’t fit!” Well – look in the mirror… and blame them. Yep – your evil other-dimensional twin did it!
If after all the careful re-measurements, the thoughtful contemplation, and the dog stops laughing… feel free to contact us and let us know. Our exchange policy is pretty liberal as long as the design is ‘current’ we should be able to exchange for your proper size within 90 days of purchase. This is all based on the fact that you tried on the fez and didn’t wear it out on the town or to a bachelor party.(read as: not worn)
Exchanging the fez then continues by shipping it back to us at our Fez-o-rama address – the same that’s on the shipping box, which you could use as well. (just fold the flaps the other way to hide our label and *poof* instant box!) Once we receive the fez, we’ll send it through to Inspector 23, (Inspector 12 retired in 2015) and they will give it the once over. We will then ship the replacement as soon as humanly possible.
For fez accessories, the same applies - if an 'oops' occurs, we will work with you to remedy the situation.
If the mistake is ours we will gladly pay the shipping costs, as we only like insanely happy customers, however; if we crossed our ‘t’s and dotted our lower case ‘j’s – the exchange shipping cost will be your (the customer’s) responsibility. Sound fair?