The Muskrat Club Fez

The Muskrat Club Fez

$ 65.00

High Profile Fez – 8 colors on Burgundy Velvet


Come along and join the club that’s made for the rich and powerful!

Select a size below to see available stock,
then select your preferred Tassel color.


Additional Tassel

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Fez Venting

Add some venting to your fez.

Created for the upcoming independent film “Diani & Devine Meet the Apocalypse”, the Muskrat Club Fez features a rat skull and crossbones on a shield of black on our classic tall burgundy fez. It is just the sort of thing that an influential and underhanded fraternal organization would wear while manipulating the fates of those below them.

More about the film:

“Diani & Devine Meet the Apocalypse” is a comedy about a struggling comedy duo who learn that surviving the end of civilization is almost as difficult as surviving in Hollywood. It’s like one of those old Hope and Crosby “Road to…” movies meets Cormac McCarthy’s “The Road”…but funnier.
Fez-o-rama designed the fezzes for the members of the mysterious Muskrat Club, a secret society for the rich and powerful that Diani & Devine run into during their search for a safe place to survive the apocalypse. These fezzes will be worn in the film by the likes of Barry Bostwick (Rocky Horror Picture Show, Spin City), Harry Groener (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), and Armin Shimerman (Star Trek: DS9, Buffy).
For more information on how you can still pre-order digital downloads, DVDs, T-shirts, and more to support the film or watch the over 30 hilarious videos made to promote their Kickstarter campaign go to

This fez features an Antique Brass tassel grommet and is pictured with a Gold tassel.
We recommend the optional Antique Brass vents.

Our fezzes are sized differently than traditional brimmed hats. The easiest way to measure your head is to wrap a measuring tape around your noggin just above your ears – with TWO fingers under the tape (both fingers should be against your temple).  If you don’t have a fabric measuring tape simply wrap a ribbon, a bit of string, or a cat5 cable around your head, mark where it overlaps and then measure the distance. Our fezzes are made in half-inch increments so find your head measurement and round up to the half inch. Don’t round down. Don’t pull the cord too tight. While the fezzes may stretch a bit you don’t want to cut off the flow of blood to your scalp… unless you are in to that sort of thing.

If you measured ?
(less than or equal to)

Then you are most likely
Inches cm

a Fez size of:

22″  55.88


22.5″ 57.15 Medium
23″ 58.42 Large
23.5″ 59.69 X-Large
24″  60.96 2X-Large
24.5″ 62.23 3X-Large
25″ 63.5 4X-Large
25.5″ 64.77 5X-Large
26″ 66.04 6X-Large
26.5″ 67.31 7X-Large

Most importantly, don’t be afraid to ask questions. You can email us or find us on the social networks.

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Some have found the whole ‘finger’ part a tad confusing – as an interested fez customer recently wrote in – and he had a very clever way to clarify it:

(head)8|      or     (head)oo|

RIGHT                                WRONG

Where the (   )  is your head, and the  |  is the tape.

We can also go ‘outside’ the norm when it comes to making either extreme size fez – from XXXS to 7XL.  However, these can be done only for current production designs, and we do need a tad bit of lead time.  Send us an email and we’ll see what we can do.

Optional Fez Vents
Optional mesh vents can be added to your fez at the time of purchase. Unfortunately due to changes in the store’s code we have had to separate the vents into their own product. Simply add the fez of your choice to the cart then go to the vents page and add those to the cart as a separate item. Vents are sold in pairs so buying 2 sets will get you 4 vents on the fez. If ordering multiple fezzes with vents, please use the comment form at check-out to tell us which vents go to which fez.

Extra Tassels
Add alternate tassel colors to match your mood or grab a back-up in case your tassel meets an early demise.

 Tassel Pins
Tame that tassel and keep it out of your eyes with one of these stylish Tassel Pins.

We are on the road to Phoenix Comicon. Please expect some shipping delays while we are out of the studio. Dismiss