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The one mammal that dares to break the bonds of gravity, a symbol of death and rebirth, and universally accepted measurement device for the level of mental health of belfries the world over; is now gracing the front of this fine velvet fez.
Wear one the next time you spend the night eating your weight in flying insects.
Select a size below to see available stock,
then select your preferred Tassel color.
Are you a wealthy orphan that spends their nights dispensing vigilante justice in a vain attempt to avenge the deaths of your parents while endangering those around you by inspiring the local criminally insane to dress up in themed attire and cause large amounts of collateral damage? Than have we got a fez for you!
Actually, even if you aren’t some costumed nut-job with a chirotophobia fetish you might be interested in our new Bat Fez. This design is part of the natural progression of our ongoing wing obsession and features a New World leaf-nosed bat rendered in rich copper and browns with a pale purple outline to create just a touch of Halloween creepiness.
It’s the perfect thing to wear on a late morning while roosting in your man-cave, hollow tree or rural underpass.
This fez features an Antique Copper tassel-grommet and is pictured with a Copper tassel.
We recommend the optional Antique Copper vents.
Our fezzes are sized differently than traditional brimmed hats. The easiest way to measure your head is to wrap a measuring tape around your noggin just above your ears – with TWO fingers under the tape (both fingers should be against your temple). If you don’t have a fabric measuring tape simply wrap a ribbon, a bit of string, or a cat5 cable around your head, mark where it overlaps and then measure the distance. Our fezzes are made in half-inch increments so find your head measurement and round up to the half inch. Don’t round down. Don’t pull the cord too tight. While the fezzes may stretch a bit you don’t want to cut off the flow of blood to your scalp… unless you are in to that sort of thing.
If you measured ?
|Then you are most likely|
a Fez size of:
Most importantly, don’t be afraid to ask questions. You can email us or find us on the social networks.
Some have found the whole ‘finger’ part a tad confusing – as an interested fez customer recently wrote in – and he had a very clever way to clarify it:
(head)8| or (head)oo|
Where the ( ) is your head, and the | is the tape.
We can also go ‘outside’ the norm when it comes to making either extreme size fez – from XXXS to 7XL. However, these can be done only for current production designs, and we do need a tad bit of lead time. Send us an email and we’ll see what we can do.
Optional Fez Vents
Optional mesh vents can be added to your fez at the time of purchase. Unfortunately due to changes in the store’s code we have had to separate the vents into their own product. Simply add the fez of your choice to the cart then go to the vents page and add those to the cart as a separate item. Vents are sold in pairs so buying 2 sets will get you 4 vents on the fez. If ordering multiple fezzes with vents, please use the comment form at check-out to tell us which vents go to which fez.
Add alternate tassel colors to match your mood or grab a back-up in case your tassel meets an early demise.
Tame that tassel and keep it out of your eyes with one of these stylish Tassel Pins.