The Feznovian Fez

The Feznovian Fez

$ 65.00


High Profile Fez – 10 colors on Black Velvet

 

The official head-wear of the bold and proud people of Feznovia!

Select a size below to see available stock,
then select your preferred Tassel color.

 
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Additional Tassel

Can’t decide which tassel to get? Get two!

Fez Venting

Add some venting to your fez.

Founded on a tropical island in the North Pacific, Feznovia is a land of exotic mystery based on a complete distrust of cartography. Their major exports include corrupt diplomats, megalomaniacal geniuses with a penchant for self defeat, mail-order political titles and a strange rum like liquor made from beets… which may explain much of the previous sentence.

The Feznovian Fez is adorned with the official crest of Feznovia that features a palm tree and fez flanked by a pair of birds of paradise wielding war clubs. A slightly ironic image considering Feznovia has never taken part in a political conflict beyond providing grey-market off-shore banking for morally ambiguous scientists dealing in doomsday devices.

Show your support of the Feznovian people by wearing this bold and proud fez!

This fez features a Black Chrome tassel-grommet and is pictured with a Cthulhu Green tassel.
We recommend the optional Black Chrome vents.

IMPORTANT
Our fezzes are sized differently than traditional brimmed hats. The easiest way to measure your head is to wrap a measuring tape around your noggin just above your ears – with TWO fingers under the tape (both fingers should be against your temple).  If you don’t have a fabric measuring tape simply wrap a ribbon, a bit of string, or a cat5 cable around your head, mark where it overlaps and then measure the distance. Our fezzes are made in half-inch increments so find your head measurement and round up to the half inch. Don’t round down. Don’t pull the cord too tight. While the fezzes may stretch a bit you don’t want to cut off the flow of blood to your scalp… unless you are in to that sort of thing.

If you measured ?
(less than or equal to)

Then you are most likely
Inches cm

a Fez size of:

22″  55.88

Small

22.5″ 57.15 Medium
23″ 58.42 Large
23.5″ 59.69 X-Large
24″  60.96 2X-Large
24.5″ 62.23 3X-Large
25″ 63.5 4X-Large
25.5″ 64.77 5X-Large
26″ 66.04 6X-Large
26.5″ 67.31 7X-Large

Most importantly, don’t be afraid to ask questions. You can email us or find us on the social networks.

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Some have found the whole ‘finger’ part a tad confusing – as an interested fez customer recently wrote in – and he had a very clever way to clarify it:

(head)8|      or     (head)oo|

RIGHT                                WRONG

Where the (   )  is your head, and the  |  is the tape.

We can also go ‘outside’ the norm when it comes to making either extreme size fez – from XXXS to 7XL.  However, these can be done only for current production designs, and we do need a tad bit of lead time.  Send us an email and we’ll see what we can do.

Optional Fez Vents
Optional mesh vents can be added to your fez at the time of purchase. Unfortunately due to changes in the store’s code we have had to separate the vents into their own product. Simply add the fez of your choice to the cart then go to the vents page and add those to the cart as a separate item. Vents are sold in pairs so buying 2 sets will get you 4 vents on the fez. If ordering multiple fezzes with vents, please use the comment form at check-out to tell us which vents go to which fez.

Extra Tassels
Add alternate tassel colors to match your mood or grab a back-up in case your tassel meets an early demise.

 Tassel Pins
Tame that tassel and keep it out of your eyes with one of these stylish Tassel Pins.